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Introducing...........
February 23, 2004 - 4:34PM
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Here he is.... DINK the Wonder Toy!!!
He isn't Digital.
He isn't Ink.
HE IS DINK!!!!
He can do it all!
-only $14.95-
ACT NOW>
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to DINK.
Caution: DINK may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
DINK Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use DINK on concrete.
Discontinue use of DINK if any of the following occurs:
• Itching
• Vertigo
• Dizziness
• Tingling in extremities
• Loss of balance or coordination
• Slurred speech
• Temporary blindness
• Profuse sweating
• Heart palpitations
If DINK begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
DINK may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, DINK should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of DINK, DIGITAL INK, and its parent company Global Waste Chemicals Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of DINK include an unknown glowing substance that fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
DINK has been shipped to our troops in Iraq, and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt DINK.
DINK does not come with a lifetime guarantee.
IT'S DINK, DINK the Wonder Toy!
And Loves to Love You!
ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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